One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. But I needn't have been. A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. Yes, I think it's true. God damn it! Jordan Belfort: He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. You're gonna miss it! The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Jordan Belfort: The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Mark Hanna, Implosions are ugly. Do you jerk off? Plot - Jordan Belfort earns by day thousands of dollars per minute, money that he squanders by night at the same velocity in drugs, sex and travels around the world. Good for you, little man. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. What do you mean you want a divorce? Please click the link below to receive your verification email. I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. And it wasn't just about the sex either. [watching TV] Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. Danger at every turn. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: That's right! Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? [masturbates to Naomi] Jordan Belfort: You know? The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. Jordan Belfort: The show goes on! [in narration] Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort: And they're all shaved too. I heard some stupid shit. Twenty fucking years! Mark Hanna: Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. Naomi Lapaglia: Coming Soon. Donnie Azoff: Oh, no. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Donnie Azoff: GODDAMN IT! I can't untie you! Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? Jordan Belfort: Like, "Run free!" Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. I want you to fuck me real hard. $430,000 in one month, Jordy. It kind of wigs some people out. Mayday! So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like like an in with her. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Naomi Lapaglia: One day, you will do it right. You're a fucking pill dealer. So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Brad: Mark Hanna: I put the money on that fucking table, not you! Jordan Belfort: "Fuck this, shit that. This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. Where were they doing it, sweetheart? I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say "You're free now!" I got news for you. And you know what else? Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. Jordan Belfort: You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? You called the captain the n-word. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? [after shipwreck] Go to a trading floor on Wall street. Naomi Lapaglia: Why why why god, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down! Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: ~ Jordan Belfort. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Do it differently each time. Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. You have to unlearn all the thoughts that were making you poor and replace them with new thoughts rich thoughts. Jordan Belfort, The easiest way to make money is create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically. Jordan Belfort, Money is the oxygen of capitalism and I wanna breathe more than any man alive. Jordan Belfort, Act as if! So take a good look, daddy. there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. Jordan Belfort: You know? [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. 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It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. 101 Marianne Williamson Quotes That Will Enlighten You, 50 The Alchemist Quotes To Make You Follow Your Dreams, 195 Best Cobra Kai Quotes (Seasons 1 5), 70 Attack On Titan Quotes That Will Inspire Greatness, Your email address will not be published. No way, baby, no! I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. I will not die sober! Don't you wanna be my friend? Jordan Belfort: Oh my God! I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my back pain, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because its awesome. Jordan Belfort, There are two keys to success in the broker business; first of all you gotta stay relaxed, secondly you gotta always get stay high. Mark Hanna, Fugayzi, fugazi. Is it Wednesday already? The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! Jordan Belfort: Except for that one time. Yeah, like Buddhists. You're in the fucking minor leagues. Jean Jacques Saurel: Tell me. Daddy shouldn't waste his time. And whore you gonna be sitting next to? Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. Saturday Night Fever territory. You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. It's not on the elemental chart. Naomi Lapaglia: It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. It is no matter. It'll also help your fingers dial faster. You know what a fugazi is? Jordan Belfort: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. Max Belfort: Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? Cocaine and hookers, my friend. ~ Teresa Petrillo. Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. Sell that. Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! Oh, my God! Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Bears. You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. Jordan Belfort: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Teresa Petrillo: Let me know in the comments and please share this post to help and inspire others. Donnie. Oh, hey! It's wonderful. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying. You're gonna give me a pass? Are you fucking serious? Don't do that. [when asked who is Captain Ahab] [peeing on his subpoena] I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. Jordan Belfort: Wed love your help. Some stuff about running drugs with Rocky Aoki, you know, the founder of Benihana? Naomi Lapaglia: And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Oh baby. The porterhouse from Argentina. There were four right here. You can't even buy them anymore. Its not on the elemental chart. What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? Jordan Belfort: Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. You hear me? And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Jordan Belfort: It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Gotta pump those numbers up. Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Whoa! More importantly, you will learn. Donnie Azoff: Everyone wants to get rich. Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. Oh, Jesus Christ. Jordan Belfort: He actually went to law school. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. It's flooded! On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? Its never landed. Ugh! Very British, you know. I love you so much. The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! Mmm, baby. No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. Then look no further. Guys with sales experience. What? Did you cum? What kind of hooker takes credit cards? Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Jordan Belfort: Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. They're not buying shit. Jordan Belfort: We're not gonna be friends. Exactly. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. They're up my ass. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! Really, really great. Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. Huh? In which case, you know, we could start fresh. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. Brad, show them how it's done. I was born too - too early. Fuck. I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. I'll do four grand. That's my boy right there. Benihanna, Beni fucking hanna. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! FBI! Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. Donnie! And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? Janet (Jordan's Assistant): I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. Naomi Lapaglia: Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Sell me this pen! We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. What a greek tragedy! It'll keep you sharp between the ears. I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! Jordan Belfort: Let me tell you something else. I know, but I don't drink, remember? Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Oh, you're investing in Italy? All rights reserved. Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. Naomi Lapaglia: It doesn't exist. Brad: Exactly. You dress like shit, so fuck you! Do you guys not want to make money? That's not why I do it. How about that, faggot? Mark Hanna: Go ahead and fuck me. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. Everybody on point! Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: But there's a big chance, right? S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Naomi Lapaglia: That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. Donnie Azoff: Stability. Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. It's beautiful! If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. Good. Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Is there an apology message on the machine?" You wanna know what money sounds like? Jordan Belfort: In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. Yeah, I'm sure. Mark Hanna: I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. Naomi Lapaglia: And his urine stream was like a fucking fire hose. Nicky Koskoff: I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids. $26,000 worth of sides? Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? You gotta be a fucking pal You know what, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass, just give me the case. Come on, baby. I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Give him time. No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I have that Danish? Jordan Belfort: It had nothing to fucking do with me. Guinea Gulch. You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? I can't go down there, Jordan. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Terms and Policies Jordan Belfort: If anyones gonna fuck my cousin, its gonna be me. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . They were everywhere! Yet Jordan Belfort: You know what? The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: Brad: No, baby. Look at this! Naomi Lapaglia: "Has Brad apologized yet? Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . Jordan Belfort: Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . There were more over here. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Jordan Belfort: Share the best GIFs now >>> Good! And you know something else, Daddy? When you do something, you might fail. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Come for me, baby. You wanna fuck me, Jordan? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: And particularly troublesome. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. Mark Hanna: Out of respect. Exactly. Everybody on point! Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort 34,928 ratings, 3.73 average rating, 2,462 reviews Open Preview The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Showing 1-27 of 27 "Act as if! Jordan Belfort: Good! Jordan Belfort: 40 Alfred Adler Quotes That Will Make You Reflect. Coming Soon, Regal Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? Don't you Duchess me! [on getting arrested] I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. [All at once] Jordan Belfort: The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? Can I finish eating first? She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. I'm not ashamed to admit it. [laughing] 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. Implosions are ugly. Give me one for the nerves! Donnie Azoff: Brad: Trust me. So boring. Jesus Christ. They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. You had to deal with the gold course people, too! [throwing money at the FBI agents] Max Belfort: In London. But, But what was wrong with that? Oh no. Copyright Fandango. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and
Like, um, three or four. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . Get those fucking ludes! I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . Hey, John. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: You're almost there! Are you out of your fucking mind? This is the greatest company in the world! No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: Anyway, the Blue Chips took credit cards, so what was wrong with writing them off on your taxes? Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. Jordan Belfort: Sound good, John? What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? When you do something, you might fail. vials of coke. Three or four times, maybe five. See those little black boxes? Coming Soon. That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. No. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Naomi Lapaglia: It's like a non-alcoholic beer. Her pussy was like heroin to me. Why? Alden Kupferberg: Jordan Belfort: Right! I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. lastly it's down to the humour. I want to make money. And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? I did a lot of bad shit. the wolf of wall street 123 GIFs. Refresh and try again. It was obscene, in the normal world. That's right. What are you, a fucking owl? Want me to come for you? Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room, he didn't mean any of it! Then were gonna need some tranq darts, a pair a handcuffs, a can of Mace Wigwam, I dont think youre cut out for this job. Jordan Belfort: The name of the company, Aerotyne International. What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? Bang, bang, bang. Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? Just confirm how you got your ticket. I'm a mutt. But he didn't go along with us. I don't even listen to it. Jordan Belfort: And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. ~ Jordan Belfort. It's fairy dust. Donnie and I were going out on our own. Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. Donnie. [narration] And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. Good! Venice. They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? Jordan Belfort: [hears a phone] And who're you gonna be sitting next to? Captain Ted Beecham: The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . So I recruited some of my home town boys. Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Jordan Belfort: I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. What the fuck is going on out here? Sort: Relevant Newest # movies # leonardo dicaprio # martin scorsese # wolf of wall street # the wolf of wall street Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. This is America. You're never gonna see the kids again! Donnie Azoff: I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. Naomi Lapaglia: Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. And guess what? Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. Do I jerk off? And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? ~ Jordan Belfort. 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What? Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. Theyre gonna need to send in the national guard or fucking swat team, cause I aint going nowhere! Jordan Belfort, I am not gonna die sober! That's good for me. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Well, we don't work for you, man! Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. Fuck you! Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. I'm pretty fucking sure. Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comic crime epic that tells the true story of stockbroker Jordan Belfort's rise to power and fall from grace. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. It's his first day on Wall Street. That's not how you treat people. That's why all this confusion. Theyre not gonna dial themselves. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. I'm also Dutch, German, English. How are you doing today? Naomi and I got along. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Yeah. You're a sick man! Get away from the window! Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: And you're still acting like an infant! [pauses] Jordan Belfort: Doesn't even matter to you! And with this script, which is your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. But thats not because youre a failure. Donnie Azoff: Oh, Jesus Christ. Jordan Belfort: [checks on Donnie] After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? Jordan Belfort, On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Jordan Belfort: I fucked up! Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! $26,000 for one fucking dinner! Hello, John. Jordan Belfort: Not to mention countless dollars. Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. Hey, everybody, listen up! She's a classy lady. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Jordan Belfort: Look at yourself, Jordan. I don't wanna die, Jordan! Oh, I'm good with water for now. The world of investing can be a jungle. Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones.